Sometimes, I want a fast Internet connection

Usually I'm okay with being on dial-up. Given that we'll (ideally) be moving to a rural-ish area where cable isn't an option, I've decided that I'm better off not getting used to high-speed internet. But sometimes, it would be nice. Like right now, when I'm waiting patiently for Hasbro's website to load (and reload and reload - they're having issues). I'm ordering from Hasbro and Rural King, and that may be the extent of my Black Friday bonanza. Unless I wake up early and feel like braving the crowd at Michael's to get some cheap picture frames.