The current winner for slowest movie I've ever seen, and strangest, is
Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce,1080 Bruxelles. Belgian movie, I think, from 1970ish.
I watched it on TCM last week, recorded actually, and it took most of three lunchtimes to finish it. It's 3 hours and 20 minutes long, no soundtrack music that I recall, and very, very little dialogue. Two main actors, a couple of bit-part shopkeepers. There's a 3-minute scene of Jeanne mixing the meat for meatloaf. I kept going, with liberal use of the FFW button, because the synopsis mentioned a murder, and I was really wondering why and how a murder ended up in this very benign movie.
Yeah. The murder happens at 3:10, I'm still not sure what the motive was, and the last seven minutes is a shot of Jeanne sitting at the dining table with blood on her blouse and hands.
I'm glad TCM runs foreign films in the wee hours, but I'm also glad I didn't pay to watch this. Ha ha.
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